Homeless Hotspot- NEW VIDEO

This is a satire on the recent phenomenon that was the Homeless Hotspots at the South By Southwest festival a couple weeks ago. In case you didn’t hear, they were using homeless people as wifi hotspots. Needless to say when this tomfoolery went out to the media, many US citizens were offended. I do what I always do when I’m offended, I write a joke about it. Now in case you’re a complete moron and don’t get the satire, I am NOT making fun of the homeless, I am making fun at America. The last line of the sketch should make that clear. So save your nasty comments for all the real assholes on youtube. And there’s plenty of em’, trust me.
http://youtu.be/BSRNYueq6II

Fantasy Baseball Matrix - NEW VIDEO

I created this for the Fantasy Alarm fantasy sports website. It’s a pretty famous scene from the movie, The Matrix, starring Keanu Reeves. It’s the “Neo interrogation scene” - I took out the audio and re-recorded the dialogue, giving it a fantasy baseball spin. The fellas at Fantasy Alarm pay me to do fun shit like this. Don’t I have the best life? Haha!
http://youtu.be/ktZqTU8KJHM

Fat Americans and other standup at the International Hostel

It’s always interesting performing at the International Hostel in New York City. Some of my earlier videos of this venue you might remember had some pretty insane strange heckling from the foreign crowd. No heckling here - just straight up making fun of American. The LOVE that.
http://youtu.be/V44zom-uICk

Jonesy on Biography Channel

I’m one of the featured comedian commentators for their show, Hollywood’s Baddest Breakups and I gotta say, I’m not in there much but I have some of the funniest one-liners of the entire episode. You should also notice that they spelled my name incorrectly on the screen, LOL. Check out the full episode at this link:
http://www.biography.com/tv/biography/videos/hollywoods-baddest-breakups-full-episode-2178302939

Roddy Piper sings the Twelve Days of Wrestling Christmas

Roddy Piper’s funny Christmas song. Roddy Piper sings The Twelve Days of Wrestling Christmas.
http://youtu.be/APFy6-KUAJk

New York City Tap Water - Stoop of the Day #23


Believe it or not, New York City residents claim that New York City tap water is clean and healthy for you! Tell you what, YOU guys drink that shit. I’ll drink filtered water thank you very much.
http://youtu.be/wz162K98Sno

Stoop of the Day - The Power of Sound
Michael McDonald - Stoop of the Day


Stoop of the Day is back! Well when I say “back” I mean I found some footage I forgot to edit and will be churning out episodes over Christmas. In this one I do a Michael McDonald impression.
http://youtu.be/LKZSAjmwjn8

The Village Idiot by Comedian Godfrey

I think Godfrey is such a gifted standup comedian that - I’ll tell you this: he is the ONLY comedian youtube channel that I subscribe to WITH AN EMAIL to my gmail inbox. THE ONLY ONE. The others I just use basic subscription through the channel but Godfrey’s videos I want to see IMMEDIATELY upon upload. That’s how good he is. You should also subscribe to his channel and check off “receive email” :) Here it is: http://www.youtube.com/user/godfreychi
http://youtu.be/y1ngESQt7Xs

You Down With J.P.P.? (football song parody)

My good friend Josh Hyman wrote, performed and produced this song and video. You know I love sports and this is one for all football fans out there. A song parody called J.P.P. in the style of Naughty by Nature’s old song O.P.P. (are you down with it?). My one question to y’all is are YOU down with J.P.P.? The New York Giants’ Jason Pierre-Paul! I sure am!
If you dig the video, check out Josh’s Youtube channel and subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/MrJoshHyman
http://youtu.be/eC_ucbiqKoQ